Here There Be 'Beasties!

Hartebeast Lair and especially the blog

Bella & the 'Beast

Are NSFW nor child-friendly.

By continuing forward, you do so solemnly swear that you are over 18 years old.

Welcome aboard and enjoy poking about these here dark-chocolate waters! Yarrr!

Dig what I do?

I rarely travel to teach anymore and I perform mostly on YouTube

(cuz...Dain Bramage)

(oh yeah, and Pandemic)

And those memoirs I always said I'd publish? They're here on my blog.

If you like my arts and want to help me keep sharing them

You can always BUY ME A COFFEE!

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